RED ALERT YO MOMMA JOKES 2

Yo momma so fat they had to iron curtain the fridge.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't ally partner since her fingers are to big to press 'a'.

Yo momma so stupid she chrono in her own base.

Yo momma so fat she ask Domino's pizza if they chrono.

Yo momma so black she can't reveal the shroud around her base.

Yo momma so fat she build Submarine pen to eat subs.

Yo momma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her submarines.

Yo momma so poor she had to sell her own CY.

Yo momma so ugly they chrono to the time of her parents and gave them condom.

When yo momma play as Russia they call them 'YO MOMMA' tanks, instead of 'HEAVY' tanks.

Yo momma so fat she uses a chinook to shave her own back.

Yo momma so fat chinook couldn't take off.

Yo momma so ugly.